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  1. you know whats a joke?
  2. Aint neva felt like dis a done popped a pill now i feel like da shit whats the...
  3. Is this joke sick or just funny?
  4. Who???????????????????????????????????????????????
  5. Find out if you have the mind of a psychopath..?
  6. Please Help!!!!!!!!!! Riddles?
  7. Because this changed directions, Ricky slammed into the glass. What was "this"?
  8. What are the funniest nataliedee?
  9. Can You People Solve These 6 Riddles?
  10. What about the banks in Japan?
  11. I bet you cant guess this song?
  12. Whats a creative way....? [10 points]?
  13. I'm planning on neutering my dog?
  14. Jokes From Me!!!!!!!!!!!?
  15. What goes down more often?
  16. Answer my riddle please?
  17. QUIZ! First to get 10 Q's right gets 10 pts!?
  18. Does throwing my bowl of frosted flakes into the bin make me a cereal killer?
  19. Guess who i am????????????????
  20. Can someone tell me the answer to this riddle?
  21. If I have a thought and someone else has the same thought and says it out...
  22. If i was dumb what would i be doing right now?
  23. why doesnt anyway play with tigger ?
  24. Can you sing and drink water at the same time?
  25. who can answer this riddle?
  26. help ten points if good?
  27. in the world.we kill it first and after death we cry. what is that thing anybody
  28. this is a puzzle help me figure it out please?
  29. Do ya think old Flynn had a wee too much to drink on St. Patricks day?
  30. Ask Jed website? what is it?
  31. Answer the riddle....It has parts, but is known as one?
  32. Riddle-Please help me!!!?
  33. What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs, rolls over the neighbor's dog?
  34. New limerick for our times?
  35. Easy 10 points!!! Names needed!?
  36. Funny Joke: Old People?
  37. What's a good and appropriate grade school prank?
  38. What do you weigh at the center of the Earth?
  39. Bet you dont know this!?
  40. one bright day in the middle of the night...?
  41. Why are leprechauns always laughing while running in the meadow?
  42. Need a good practical Joke?
  43. A riddle (10 points to the first right answer)?
  44. Riddle of the day: 2009-3-17?
  45. Riddle!!! 5 stars to right Answer ♥?
  46. Can someone explain this joke to me?
  47. do any of you funny people know where i can find good jokes online?
  48. facebook joke?or just plain mean?
  49. does anyone know this riddle?
  50. i heard these on friends....?
  51. What is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the rich want it,
  52. Know any jokes I could include in a funny story?
  53. I need a Chuck Norris joke?
  54. 2 riddles 2 Solve 1 winner=2x5 points?
  55. I'm such a hack it gets me Mad, but...?
  56. Is there a certain name for a kind of joke that's two sided where the
  57. A really Hard riddle?
  58. What's your favorite joke?
  59. Did/Are you wearing green today?
  60. FWD: Why do leprechauns laugh when they run?
  61. Do you want to play a "who am I" game?!?
  62. Who can help me with a great short joke?
  63. Help Me With This Riddle?
  64. I have created the greatest joke mankind has ever come up with, what do you think?
  65. What is edible, but not edible?
  66. who makes wishes on 11:11?
  67. Easy 2 points. Answer this riddle?
  68. best answer..........................?
  69. I have a riddle....need help with it.?
  70. whats another word for cool that starts with L?
  71. riddle i dont get? please answer:?
  72. best stand up comedian of all time?
  73. What do you think? Add a riddle with your answer (=?
  74. This is to all redneck haters help?
  75. what 3 wishes would u have? :)?
  76. does anyone know the answers to these two monster riddles?
  77. what about these then Simple jokes for simple minds!?
  78. What unusual things happened in Jane goodalls life that had an effect on her
  79. What would happen if everyone in the world farted at the same exact moment?
  80. Couple o' funny things for the bored?
  81. What do you do if you see a space man?
  82. JOKE: Star me if I make you Laugh... Thanks?
  83. what should i do for a locker prank?
  84. Who wants to answer a riddle?
  85. 2 bodies in a room, what happened?
  86. The answer to the following riddle: 8-letter words that use all the vowels?
  87. Can anyone solve this riddle?
  88. do you like owl city? (the band)?
  89. See if you can answer this riddle right!!!!!!!!!?
  90. What are some funny/good/sweet/cute text message forwards?
  91. What are some funny/good/sweet/cute text message forwards?
  92. Can anyone place this Brian Regan quote for me?
  93. Have you ever farted in an elevator when you're alone, and then someone came?
  94. If pro is the opposite of con then?
  95. Is this joke funny at all?
  96. lol....the funniest chain/forwarded text/letter you ever got?
  97. Who of this four are better?
  98. a plain full of English tourist flies from Holland to Spain. It crashes in
  99. Would You Die To.........?
  100. Riddle....................?
  101. Why was the frontier signifigant in the development of america?
  102. Riddle i made up- First person right gets 10?
  103. Anyone know and LOL jokes?
  104. How can i make another inside joke?
  105. How can i make another inside joke?
  106. Can anyone help with this logic puzzle?
  107. Give my wife a heart attack.?
  108. what is the italian red horn called?
  109. What does this look like to you?
  110. Whats the best riddle/answers?
  111. Riddle do you know it?
  112. Supposing Supposing Three Men Were Frozen 2 Died How Many Were Left?
  113. F/s.new Unlocked 3g Apple Iphone 16gb For $300
  114. Has this also made you scream so hard you wet and crapped yourself?(no not really)?
  115. Any ideas on how to easily make your friends drink come out of their nose?
  116. what are some funny blonde jokes you know?
  117. What are your thoughts on these paradoxes?
  118. Try solving these 3 riddles?
  119. A Riddle for you.....................?
  120. What C.G. R2 episode is it that Lulu is on the floor talking into the phone say...
  121. if you where found your self stuck on an iceberg what would you do?
  122. Michael McIntyre dvd?
  123. what came FIRST the chicken or the egg?
  124. Do you know any funny jokes?
  125. I need a good, longish joke..?
  126. where can i find Chuck Norris?
  127. Are you going out to to give someone a push if someone should knock at your door?
  128. hey who wants 10 pts, mean people, answer this one!?
  129. What Comedian can it be?
  130. A jar contains two red marbles, three blue marbles, and four green...
  131. Going to a party tonight.Any good jokes?
  132. completely wierd.....?
  133. Whadda you think of what I did?
  134. What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
  135. How old to you have to be to use a prostitute?
  136. is there a moral to this..A clergyman, walking down a country lane,?
  137. Funny one lined answers?
  138. Are there any websites where you insert your friend's name and it fills in
  139. Well then is this funnier?
  140. Ever heard of this joke b4?
  141. Pranks...... Help me!!!!?
  142. This riddle is super hard, can you get it ?
  143. Give me a Funny Response - Easy 10 Points?
  144. do u like this joke?rate from 1-10?
  145. Zen Teachings, are they for you?
  146. do you know any jokes?
  147. Speeding little old lady?
  148. can someone explain this joke?
  149. whats the LA free party line number?
  150. is flipping a quarter really 50% - 50% chance?
  151. I have a funny joke for you guys. (READ!)?
  152. Bihari Lecturer Having A Problem With English?
  153. Any One Solve This Puzzle?
  154. What has a head, is six inches long and drives women wild?
  155. My roommate is the biggest liar!?
  156. I need some cool jokes?
  157. Help me write a yo mama joke for these words?
  158. Can someone help me with this riddle?
  159. Is this Yahoo's idea of a joke headline? "cop makes arrest in bathroom
  160. What are some great jokes?
  161. What at album is George Carlin's "stuff" routine on?
  162. Post a weird reply to this?
  163. Help me with some jokes, please?
  164. Who let the dogs out?
  165. Can you write a short essay........................?
  166. Be creative with this answer and win best answer?
  167. how do you get vasiline out of the key holes of a car?
  168. Anyone Know any good funny Sayinggs?
  169. How would you win this duel?
  170. who has a good riddle?
  171. What would you do.......... Answer logically and win!?
  172. Anyone got anything funny to Share ?
  173. And...that's how the fight started :)?
  174. Dose anyone know where to listen to this?
  175. wat is a really hard riddle?
  176. if i hav a sleepover should we both sleep down stairs or in my room.................?
  177. soooooo true so true?
  178. Anyone good with soundboards?
  179. A really really weird riddle?
  180. How do I take a dump?
  181. i need jokes people!!?
  182. I guess you want to hear a joke!!!!?
  183. Is it racist to be afraid of black people approaching you at night?
  184. Joke : The professional gambler ,is this worthy of a star ?
  185. Joke : Too drunk..is this worthy of a star ?
  186. This a kindergarten riddle. Do you think you can answer this?
  187. what is your best joke?
  188. Where can i find....?
  189. what if I did this as a prank?
  190. Why do women close their eyes during sex?
  191. can anyone answer this Q?
  192. Why does Chuck Norris kick so much a$$!?
  193. Is there any good Indian Humour & Indian Sattire Website?
  194. Tell me a good joke please?
  195. What 11 letter English word is always pronounced incorrectly?
  196. Can You Make Me Laugh? It's been a long day...?
  197. The S.H.I.T ........?
  198. Plzz help me with this riddle?
  199. Am i getting boring,,,,,I was driving along the road near Bendigo?
  200. Have you heard this one?
  201. Is this well written my lifes lesson.When I was 14, I hoped that one day I
  202. what goes up and down the stairs without moving?
  203. Jokes :-If Men Got Pregnant:-))?
  204. I dont get this joke?
  205. Would this be a funny joke to tell my uncle who is a paramedic?
  206. 10 points funniest answer!! Be original!?
  207. why did the teacher have an automobile accident [math riddle]?
  208. I'm Johnnie Moutra from "Here Come The Newlyweds"?
  209. What blue, white, and go bounce .....?
  210. Senior Pranks.. Need some.?
  211. Please help me! I need Michael Jackson jokes!?
  212. More for the adults........?
  213. Do Men Remember Anniversaries?
  214. pranks to pull on your roommate while he is away?
  215. Fun and Easy 10 point.......?
  216. Joke: What do a walrus and Tupperwear have in common?
  217. ok i saw this hilarious joke about the marines on here?
  218. Do you think this is funny?
  219. Joke: Monkey in a bar. Star if you find it hilarious?
  220. Girls and boys,quick before it start"s?
  221. My friends car is outside my house for the next week. Prank ideas?
  222. can you please add a brain busters.?
  223. **RIDDLE*** At What age do you get a card with a key on it.?
  224. Hollywood Jokes CIA?
  225. how many licks dose it take to get the toosie roll senter of the toosie pop?
  226. What was your most emabarassing moment?
  227. A blonde has a needle stuck in her finger. she takes it out and it starts to...
  228. Should i play truth or dare again?
  229. F/s: Apple Iphone 3g 16gb/8gb, Htc Touch Diamond And More
  230. Check this Out! :-)..................?
  231. What did the cat say?
  232. what do u think of this joke?
  233. What really is the reversed version of Jingle Bells? Is there really a hidden...
  234. Quick! Easy 10 points!?
  235. Is pulling down someones pants funny?
  236. Ok rate this one from 1 to 10?
  237. How long is a piece of string?
  238. So answer me this!!!?
  239. jokessssssssssssssssssssss......?
  240. does Cathy from the birds die?
  241. I have recently made a bet with my dad.?
  242. Where can I download the "Beached Whale" cartoon from?
  243. Jokes? Anyone, PLEASE?!?
  244. do you want to here a good joke?
  245. australia are releasing a song for victims of the bush fire?
  246. sally elkheimer???????
  247. Did one of the Duggars die?
  248. A hard riddle...can you answer it?
  249. why does his legs fall off in the joke?
  250. Anyone have reallyyyy goood riddle?? or joke?? funniest one 10 points :)?