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  1. A farmer spends $1,000 and buys 100 live animals: chickens, goats and sheep. How...
  2. what are those riddles called where you ask yes or no questions to find out how
  3. What is the joke or humor you told that got you the biggest laughs in your life?
  4. Saturday afternoon joke?
  5. what is the funniest thing a drunk person has ever said to you?`?
  6. What....Yo mama jokes?
  7. figure this out :) star for me please?
  8. riddle me this???---?
  9. HAHAAAHA Is this funny?
  10. RIDDLE TIME!!!!! can u figur it out?!?!?!?
  11. Can anyone guess this riddle?
  12. can you figure this out?its a riddle.?
  13. Funny??? Yes or No??
  14. is it possible to get 100answers (for bet)?
  15. Paul wants to know "Why Don't We Do It In The Road"?
  16. Joke about the lying school boy,?
  17. Why was the frog happy?
  18. What is the answer to this riddle?
  19. here is another difficult brain teaser?
  20. I need a list of pretty damn good dares, but something that can be done...
  21. Guess the age.........?
  22. I want to pull a prank on my best friend!!!?
  23. Find The Missing Letter(S):BASDEFGJKLZYWPQFNHRVUKC?
  24. What is the cheesiest/best pick up line?
  25. a cowboy rides into a town on friday for three days and leaves on friday how does...
  26. What is that recording that you hear on the phone when you dial a
  27. A riddle-Or IQ test :P?
  28. Help Me Solve This Plz!!!!!!!!!!!!?
  29. Can you change your laugh?
  30. Can you recommend any funny things to send via email e.g. youtube clips?
  31. What is the best Chuck Norris joke you have ever heard?
  32. Does it matter who brings home the bacon?
  33. The roots of humour revealed?
  34. can man be pregnant ...?
  35. What are some good sleepover pranks for people I don't like?
  36. What is your opinion on this joke? :D?
  37. man rape baby cow ................?
  38. lols do you think this is Funny, I find it Hilariouse x)?
  39. hi ppl!!! i asked this be4 but got NO answers please its easy!!!! 10 points
  40. Whats a cool thing to put on a mothers day card ?
  41. Made up my own yo mama joke?
  42. what gos in the water out the water but never touches the water !?
  43. Just try reading this Email I was sent without laughing till you cry!!!?
  44. i can't control my urges when i see a fat person?
  45. If we were at a party and you told us you had the amazing ability to...
  46. Whats the funniest quote or joke?
  47. Truth Or Dare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
  48. Can you do this?? Impossible quiz!! Try it! Lots of fun!?
  49. Who has the funniest joke ever?
  50. FUN RIDDLES! first right answers get best answer!?
  51. What are the answers to these brain teasers?
  52. can you find the man hiding in this picture?
  53. What gets wetter, and wetter, the more it dries?
  54. lucy's parents have 8 daughters. Do, Ray, Mi, Fa, So, La, wuts the last
  55. i have two baby donkeys and i dont want them and i am tempted to drown them.?
  56. Funny Questions Chilly Or Chicken Or Beer?
  57. Has anyone taken this quiz? If so, or if you are about to try and beat it...?
  58. If u put your hand over someone's mouth to shush them and they lick your palm
  59. Help me form a list??? PLZ!!!!?
  60. Should Billy Connolly be elected as President of the Universe?
  61. this is a brain teaser, good luck?
  62. a man hung himself in a room locked from the inside, there r no windows, and...?
  63. How else can you write the word "Grrr"? Does anybody know other ways u can write it?
  64. Funny Football Joke, whats you view folks ?
  65. Heres a joke see if you get it... If you do explain it with an answer.?
  66. Try to figure out this riddle!?
  67. I have not herd this joke before what do you think?
  68. do you like this riddle?
  69. my story of cat and dog?
  70. riddle i need help i dont get it.?
  71. Why did Fred Flintstone get such a good price for his car he sold?
  72. i have a mayh problem?
  73. Complete this sequence of letters: o, t, t, f, f, s, s, _, _, _.?
  74. Please refrain, be warned?
  75. What's the funniest thing you've heard all day?
  76. Saturday mornings joke?
  77. Funniest Joke Ever!!?
  78. honest opinion good joke or nay?
  79. Hehehe.....agree? =P?
  80. Can someone please explain the Knock Knock joke about the KGB that was in
  81. Need sleepover pranks NOW!!!!?
  82. can anyone figure out this part of a riddle thing my friend made?
  83. What is the best practical joke you have ever played on a school camp?
  84. Have you heard this carlos mencia joke?
  85. Riddles and more??? =]?
  86. A Question for you if you live in the UK!?
  87. 2 of my favorite jokes! What do you think?
  88. Interesting puzzle. Let's see who solves it!?
  89. Exactly how much can you worry sheep?
  90. Lamest Short Jokes, Pickup lines, etc?
  91. Here's A Really Good Riddle!?
  92. Solve This And You Are Smarter Than I Am?
  93. have you ever wondered why.......?
  94. Best Riddle Ever Impossible To Answer I Promise You!!!?
  95. first person to answer wins 10 points?
  96. Harsh Words - One evening a husband, thinking he was being cute, told?
  97. Little Miss. Puppy Jokes?
  98. Does anyone know any good pranks?
  99. Figure this out...(you might already know it!)?
  100. Know any good jokes for a funny story?
  101. What another name for a credit card operator?
  102. Joke.......Wrong Direction?
  103. Funniest names you have heard?
  104. April fools jokes for home? any ideas?
  105. what would u call this?
  106. What do u think about these jokes?
  107. Whats a good prank for a girl?
  108. What came first, the chicken, or the egg!!!!?
  109. I'm Blue, If I Were Green I Would Die?
  110. Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the birthday party?
  111. What is the perfect prank phone call?
  112. Is there an age limit to eat bourbon chicken?
  113. tell me if this rhyme sounds good or not?
  114. what would be a good revenge prank?
  115. Super glue sticks to skin?
  116. Can they remember you? After all this time?
  117. YAY, riddle time!!!!?
  118. Ladies do you know what you want in a man?
  119. what kind of prank should we do for a video?
  120. Does anyone know any really good jokes?
  121. Any Good "A Man Walks Into A Bar" Jokes?
  122. Riddle2, from me to you.?
  123. Why don't cats or dogs use computers?
  124. Whats the answer to the riddle?
  125. worlds hardest riddle!!! 1st right answer gets best answer!!!?
  126. The Farmer And The Mule?
  127. What is the funniest joke you have ever heard?
  128. Fun Sum Puzzle? Can you do it?
  129. DO you have a funny joke?
  130. The Lady passing a parrot!!?
  131. what about these till later are they funny?
  132. Need good riddles (really hard) hardest one gets 10 pts (best answer)?
  133. Another Riddle..............?
  134. Who understands men?
  135. Need to know about One Tree Hill?
  136. I WANT YOU!!! i want you sooo ba-a-ad. I WANT YOU-OOO!!! i want you so bad its...
  137. Why don't vending machines take pennies?
  138. Easy Brain Teasers? Do You Think You Could Answer Any Of Them? 10 Pts To Whoever
  139. Figure These Riddles Out! Up For The Challenge?!?
  140. Just for some fun....First Right Answer Wins?
  141. Riddle............................................ ?
  142. If a transvesite goes missing, would their face get put on a carton of Half and Half?
  143. My math teacher gave us this riddle && I cant figure it out?!?!?
  144. Solve my riddle, it is really hard!?
  145. pranks for a aleepover party?
  146. what is a good prank call i can do for a video?
  147. What does Nuts stand for?
  148. April Fools Day Tricks? And help preventing them?
  149. Funny pranks to play on people?
  150. St. Patrick Day's joke - a little late! What do ya think?
  151. Alphabet Soup Game - Guess the clue?
  152. Locker pranks anyone?
  153. And now another riddle..:) 10 points for the right answer!?
  154. Who's ready for another riddle??10 points for 1st correct answer!!?
  155. What is the funniest clean joke you've EVER heard?!?
  156. Any Funny or Perverted Sayings?
  157. What is the funniest episode of Two and A Half Men?
  158. Anyone know a good joke?
  159. Gimme a break - family contest, i need help!?
  160. i can figure this out?
  161. do U like my riddle it is very short ?
  162. What are some good jokes?
  163. Anyone know any good jokes?
  164. No one has EVER answered me this riddle?! ANSWER!!?
  165. i dont know why? anybody know?
  166. i need help with questions...?
  167. knock knock who's there key keep guessing.?
  168. joke....funny or not??????????????
  169. i'll sweep you off your feet and make God regret that he left an angel behind?
  170. If a transvesite goes missing, would their face get put on a carton of Half and Half?
  171. funny lawyer joke!!! lmao, do you agree?
  172. whats your answer to this?
  173. Funny birthday wishes?:)?
  174. need good pranks... quick!! xoxo?
  175. good prank to do at school on aprils fools day!?
  176. How can you tell when a guy is horny?
  177. Whats the 1st thing that pops into ur head when u see the
  178. Anyone for an irish joke?
  179. Who's your favorite comedian?
  180. Aren't you tired of paying taxes?
  181. Can you joke about Tridds without being politically incorrect?
  182. Joke of the day - medical prognosis?
  183. Just droppin' by to say hi, and have I missed anything?
  184. Does anyone have any funny short jokes?
  185. Do riddles tire you?? well here's another one now! 10 points rewarded! Ready?...
  186. Whats the answer to this riddle?
  187. Guess the countries game story - Brain Teaser for you?
  188. make me laugh 10 points?
  189. More one liners. On request of Hannah B.?
  190. A riddle for you, can you solve it?
  191. A Little Johnny Joke For Friday?
  192. what if you saw me here standing?
  193. Please rate this joke on the usual 1 to 10 scale: An old homeless lady is...
  194. What do you call an unborn survivor?
  195. The Kid Rock Congregation......Does anyone know or.....?
  196. who is the greatest farmer on earth.?
  197. Here is a riddle for you?
  198. one of the old ones but good joke?
  199. Do you think this is funny?
  200. A Peacock Lays An Egg In It's Owners Neighbour's Garden, Who Owns The Egg?
  201. What is it the more you take, the more you leave behind?
  202. I dont get this joke?
  203. Here's a riddle for you.?
  204. Pub quiz. Guess the weight of the popes uniform. 5 lbs ?
  205. What do you think about this yo mama joke?
  206. Can you answer these riddles?
  207. Do you think this Joke is funny?
  208. Do you like this joke I made up?
  209. Dirty jokes PLEASE PLEASE?
  210. Einstein wrote this riddle this century. He said 98% of the world could not solve...
  211. how much wood would a wood chop chop if a wood chop could chop wood?
  212. Bellybutton inside joke that I don't understand?
  213. Party Question For Friday Night Answer Quick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
  214. knock knock who's there? Adam Adam who?
  215. What is the most funniest thing that happened to you recently?
  216. What's the difference between the Jonas Brothers and a hurricane?
  217. Is Bill Kaulitz keeping his dreads?
  218. Easy, easy, easy 10 points!?
  219. really dumb??? (tarzan speaking)2?
  220. two and a half men, is it great or what?
  221. Yousef fritzel NEW Jokes?
  222. Anybody for another set of one liners?
  223. Riddle! Can you get it!?
  224. a riddle that needs to be solved?
  225. Contest! 10 Points! Can U Think Of More Jokes Than Me?
  226. Three Ants & An Elephant in a swimming pool?
  227. Friday mornings joke.?
  228. What are some great pranks to play in a hotel room?
  229. how did cinema bizarre stared?
  230. How to stop girls from putting lipstick on mirrors?
  231. whats your answer to this one ?
  232. answer to IMPOSSIBLE RIDDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
  233. what are the weirdest things u have ever heard?
  234. What was Casey's confession as to killing Caylee?
  235. Where did the whole YOUR MOM thing come from?
  236. How to have your answer picked as the best.?
  237. Are These Funniest Blond Jokes Everrrrr?
  238. this is a SMART blonde joke!!!(all blondes should read)?
  239. Is my brother dumb? Read more!?
  240. Joke: Why was the ant confused?
  241. U got 1 or 2 there buddy? lol what wuld u say?
  242. Oh My God Help!!!!!!!!?
  243. Anyone likes blonde jokes ?
  244. whats your answer to this one ?
  245. What are some good April Fool's jokes?
  246. Elizabeth Fritzel attended court having had a full cooked breakfast (tasteless)?
  247. EXTREMELY stinky RIDDLE!!!!!!!!!!!123 farting.?
  248. How does a straw work? Why can’t you drink through a straw with a hole
  249. Funny Joke for your friends!?
  250. Easy riddle...star if you like it!?