- Now With More Humorous Art!: Paris Hilton, The Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Of Ill-Advised Media
- Catfight: Ann Coulter-Elizabeth Edwards Clash Has Undesired Effects
- Snap Judgment: Beyonce Knowles? Yeah, Don't Ask Us, We Just Work Here
- Trash TV:
- Memo To: So Rosie, About That Photograph Of Your Daughter In An Ammunition Belt...
- Rumors We Can't Quite Get Behind:
- Snap Judgment: Lest Anyone Forget, Gavin Rossdale Is Gwen Stefani's Baby Daddy
- Rag Trade: Knockoffs Get Knocked Off
- Posh Goes Primetime:
- Update! None Of The Celeb Weeklies Have Paris On Their Covers:
- Snap Judgment: Reese Witherspoon Not Trying Very Hard To Hide Her Disgust For Ex-Hubb
- Midweek Madness Indeed:
- Dirt Bag: Paris Alive, Primping. We Can't Fucking Wait For Midweek Madness
- Snap Judgment: Is There Such A Thing As Too Pretty?
- I'm Sorry This Email Couldn't Be More Upbeat.:
- How many facets does a diamond have?
- Does a whale's song evolve?
- When did you drink beer in medieval times?
- Is Venus backwards?
- What did RKO stand for?
- End Of Days: Oprah Winfrey Really Is Taking Over The World
- Snap Judgment: Anyone Else Noticed That Cameron Diaz Has Been A Lot More Photo-Friend
- Coke Whores:
- An Appreciation: Liz Claiborne: From 'Little House' to House Of Style
- Ask A Highly Flawed Specimen Of Humanity!: Rape: It Makes Even Slutty Girls Feel Chea
- Foreign Affairs: Dude-Drivers Down Under: Wild And Maybe Not So Well-Hung?
- Girls Who Like Girls Who Like Guns:
- Snap Judgment: Bridget Moynahan Continues To Intrigue Us With Her Insistence On Weari
- Midweek Madness: It's A Paris-Free Zone For The Tabloids, Which Can Only Mean One Thi
- Fashion Show: BET Awards: From Raunchy To Ross And Back Again
- Dead Designers:
- And The Winner Is... She's A Racist!: Drug-Using Kids Say The Darndest Things
- Snap Judgment: Brad, Zahara, Pax... Back By Popular Demand But With A Little Less Fin
- News Whores:
- Snap Judgment: Sleepless Nights (Or Stalker Shutterbugs) Make Maggie Gyllenhaal A Mad
- Daily Cavity: DailyCandy's Darkness Visible
- Snap Judgment: Matt Damon & Ben Affleck: Going...Going...Gone
- Now With More Humorous Art!: Paris Hilton, The Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Of Ill-Advised Media
- Catfight: Ann Coulter-Elizabeth Edwards Clash Has Undesired Effects
- Snap Judgment: Beyonce Knowles? Yeah, Don't Ask Us, We Just Work Here
- Trash TV:
- Memo To: So Rosie, About That Photograph Of Your Daughter In An Ammunition Belt...
- Rumors We Can't Quite Get Behind:
- Snap Judgment: Lest Anyone Forget, Gavin Rossdale Is Gwen Stefani's Baby Daddy
- Rag Trade: Knockoffs Get Knocked Off
- Posh Goes Primetime:
- Update! None Of The Celeb Weeklies Have Paris On Their Covers:
- Snap Judgment: Reese Witherspoon Not Trying Very Hard To Hide Her Disgust For Ex-Hubb
- Midweek Madness Indeed:
- Dirt Bag: Paris Alive, Primping. We Can't Fucking Wait For Midweek Madness
- Snap Judgment: Is There Such A Thing As Too Pretty?
- I'm Sorry This Email Couldn't Be More Upbeat.:
- How many facets does a diamond have?
- Does a whale's song evolve?
- When did you drink beer in medieval times?
- Is Venus backwards?
- What did RKO stand for?
- End Of Days: This Is Your Cornfield On Coke
- Cute Couples: Are Alexander Payne And Misanthropic Fashionista Blogger Alice Kim A Pa
- Snap Judgment: We'd Sorta Like To Wipe That Smirk Off Of Owen Wilson's Face
- (sorta) Expensive Shit: Lose Money While You, Er, Weight
- Considered Judgment: Fuck You Commenters, Faith Hill Is Hot
- But Isn't It Underneath The Scalp Where She Needs Help?:
- Snap Judgment: Some Will Say It's A Baby Bump; We Say It's Rehab
- (amateur) Fashion Show: Glastonbury Blows Bonnaroo Out The (Admittedly Muddy) Music F
- Crap Email From A Dude: About That Madonna CD...
- Ugly Petty: Every Dog Has His Day
- Trash TV: Will Garcia, Kors & Klum Get The Tabloid Treatment?
- The Wedding-industrial Complex Gets Heavier:
- Redbook Review: 'Redbook' Tells Readers To Love Their Obese, Cancer-Stricken, Tragic
- Intoxicants Of The Rich And Rehabulous: Smirnoff Source, The Official Beverage Of Sum
- Broadsides: More Reasons To Be Glad We Don't Have To Rock The Hijab
- Snap Judgment: Okay, Time For Madonna To Maybe Eat Something
- Hells Bells: How Not To Get Laid At A Wedding
- Snap Judgment: Kate Moss And Coke -- The Jokes Just Write Themselves
- Snap Judgment: Memo To Britney: DO Wear A Bra, DON'T Wear Winter Footwear In Summer
- Victims Of Typecasting: Amy Winehouse Onscreen Not So Different Than Amy Winehouse Of
- Daddy's Little Girls:
- do you believe that knowledge is power?
- If knowledge is power, and power corrupts, do we go to...
- If knowledge is power...and power corrupts...and we seek
- If "ignorance is bliss" and "knowledge is
- Francis Bacon said "Knowledge is Power."...
- Surprisingly Girly Gadgets: Women Love Them Some iPhone... And It's Not Even Pink
- Good For The Goose, Not For The Gander:
- Frenemies Of Exploitation: Perez Hilton Sues The Photo Agency That Feeds His RSS
- Snap Judgment: Christine Taylor Back From The Brink Of Scary-Skinny
- Rag Trade: U.S. Senators Finally Get The Message That Outsourcing Isn't Good For Amer
- Snap Judgment: Gwyneth Paltrow: Now With Extra 'Lame'
- Photojournalism: Paris Leaves Jail, In Pictures.
- Dirt Bag: Justin Timberlake Farts Himself A River
- Vote Or Die: Poll: The Top Five Moments In Paris Is A Piece Of Shit
- When was drinking chocolate milk the big thing?
- What did Phil Hartman do before comedy?
- What was Stanley Kubrick's real name?
- How do you tell a moth from a butterfly?
- Where is the candy capital of the world?
- Paris Hilton Drew A Self-portrait:
- End Of Days: Lohan To Rejoin Her Coke-Filled Community One 12-Step At A Time
- Menswear Much More Exciting With Women Not Wearing Anything:
- Rosie Trumps All:
- Department Of Who's On First: How 'Jane' Virgin Sarah DiMuro Does Not Want To Lose He
- Unsung Fashion Meccas:
- Major Annoyances:
- Broadsides: Men Like Bobby Cutts Are More Common Than You'd Think
- Someone From My Past Who I Was Interested In....now, Is Suddenly Interested In Me...a
- Those Not-so-fresh Feeling: Vagisil Tries To Make Crotch Rot 'Sexy'
- Magazine Mash-Ups: The Harper's (Bazaar) Index -- July 2007
- Famous Felons:
- Snap Judgment: You Kinda Have To Love Adrian Grenier's Normal-Bodied, Goofball Girlfr
- Illegal Immigrants:
- Celebriscents: Paris Hilton Stinks, And Other "Revelations" Hidden Within Celebrity F
- Calling All Jews: Will Your Semitism (Or Lack Thereof) Impact Your Barneys Shopping?
- All In The Family:
- Snap Judgment: Memo To Jessica Biel: If He Makes You That Miserable, Dump Him Already
- Our Absolute Fave Fashion Blog, Er, 'contributor':
- Department Of Anna Wintour Sucks: His 'N Hers John & Elizabeth Edwards Profiles: Not
- Snap Judgment: The Hollywood Baby Trend is One Thing, But Penelope Cruz Wearing Faux-
- Life's A Beach: Sunbathing Without Boys
- Rah Rah Rah:
- Snap Judgment: Jack Black's Charming Combination Of Hawaiian-Print Shorts, Scruffy Be
- Rag Trade: Barneys New York Goes Middle-Eastern: Will The Jews Follow?
- Dirt Bag: Larry King Set To Endure An Entire Hour Of Conversation With Paris Hilton
- Snap Judgment: Even Angelina's Kids Are Sick Of The Paparazzi
- In 12 Hours I Will Awaken Fully Clothed To A Throbbing Headache: The Week That Was: R
- End Of Days: George Clooney: White Knight To Rich Folk Vacationing in Italy
- What does Halley's comet look like?
- How many pennies were there originally?
- Who was Grant's top spy?
- How large is Greece?
- Do the Japanese like pizza?
- Summer Of Minidressed Boho Dewy-faced Indie Rock Love: Bonnaroo: Bastard Fashion Musi
- Cuteness Of The Day: You May Not Know It, But This Is The Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Of Ponies
- Mag Hag: 'Vogue': There Are Dumber Things To Read This Weekend, But At Least 'Baldo'
- Fashion Show: Easy, Breezy, Beautiful: Calvin Klein Resort 2008
- Sponsors: Holler Back, Sponsors!
- The Cia Intercepted Jane Fonda's Mail:
- Spawn Of Spice Officially Eddie Murphy's:
- Issues:
- The Lady Bunch Loves Cool James: A God That Comes Between Joy Behar And Her Vibrator
- As Excruciating To Write About As It Is To Watch:
- Inside The Minds Of Men: Why Men Pee In The Shower -- The IM Investigation
- Snap Judgment: Can Lindsay Lohan Get A DUI On A Bike?
- Dina And Michael Lohan:
- Snap Judgment: Dear Paparazzi, We Do Not Know What Our Childhood Heroine Did To Warra
- DailyCavity: DailyCandy Wants You Fat
- Summertime..and The Sidewalk Is Sleazy: Holler Of Fame: Catcalls We Can Get Behind
- Snap Judgment: There Are So Many Things Wrong With This Picture We Can't Even Caption
- Rag Trade: Can Mariah Help Celebriscent Industry Shake Off Its Doldroms?
- Snap Judgment: Ah Sure, Renee Zellweger Looks Emaciated Now...
- Dirt Bag: Paris Hilton Feels 'Used' By The Media
- End Of Days: Wedding Bells, Not Bumps, For Moss And Doherty?
- Snap Judgment: Spotted! Jennifer Aniston Without A Water Bottle
- Seersucker Shall Rise Again:
- Late Afternoon Funny: Cute, Er, Dramatic Overload
- She Really Internalized That Whole Dumb 'act': Expert: Paris Hilton Handwriting Concl
- Broadsides: Our Painted Faces Could Be Giving Us Cancer
- Britney Take Note: 'NY Post' Columnist Finds Some Really Classy Reasons To Dis The Te
- Clips: In Favor Of The Portable Pussy
- Fun Stuff: Johnny Depp, Fornication, & Fairy Tales
- Imaginary Trends: This Is Not The Dawning Of The Age Of Aquarius
- The Smell Of Jail In The Morning:
- A New Zealand Couple Was Barred:
- Snap Judgment: This Justin/Jessica Thing Ain't Looking So Good
- Owen Wilson's Grand Tour:
- I Hope Everything Else Is Going Well For You. I'm Living In Philly Now..: Crap Email
- Snap Judgment: Is Jennifer Garner, Like, Never Annoyed By The Paparazzi?
- Maghag: Angelina Jolie: A Woman For All Seasons (And Sexes)
- Fashion Show: Take It Down A Notch: Vera Wang Resort 2008
- Snap Judgment: Brad Pitt: Quite The Gentleman
- Kelly Clarkson Album Leaked:
- Clips: Whitney Houston Is Bobby Brown's Elisabeth Hasselbeck
- Who lives in Hooterville?
- Did the Clampbetts live in Hooterville?
- Who lives in Whoville?
- What did Horton hear?
- Are Horton's Whos the same as the Grinch's?
- Is there a beetle that bombs?
- How long is a chameleon's tongue?
- Did an opium eater invent tranquilizer
- How did cricket get its name?
- Summer Of Love:
- Snap Judgment: Dear Kid Haters: It's Not Our Fault! The Only Pics On The Wires Today
- Mating Season: Something About That Eritrean War Made Hollywood Wanna Fuck
- Sorry - We Had To Do It: Hybrids: Hot With Farms, Not Just Hollywood
- The Doctor Will Examine Your Breasts Now: Medical Professor And Award-Winning Science
- Snap Judgment: Lauren Ambrose Looks About Ready To Put Someone Six Feet Under
- She Can Write!:
- (more Imagined) Race Wars: When It Comes To Helping Pregnant Women, White Men Finish
- Did You Check Out The SIZE Of That Feather Duster?: Estrogen Does Not Exactly Enhance
- (imagined) Race Wars: Who's Cuter: White, Black, Or Asian Kids? The Jolie-Pitt Editio
- Snap Judgment: If You Think This Is Cute, Just Wait 30 Minutes
- How A Handbag (kind Of) Explains America: The $8,600 Handbag: A Luxury Version Of The
- Midweek Madness: In Praise Of The Celebrity Yo-Yo Diet Story
- You Know How When You Get A Crap Email From A Dude On Gmail..:
- Toilet Humor:
- Expensive Shit: Lifestyles Of The Rich And Shameless
- Snap Judgment: There's Something Winona Ryder-ish About Rumer Willis
- Department Of Awful Men We Sort Of Love Anyway: Carl Bernstein Took Almost As Long To
- Snap Judgment: Gorgeous Movie Star + Prancing Puppy = Pretty Perfect Picture
- Rag Trade: Heidi Klum "Auf"-ed By German Nobililty
- Snap Judgment: Tom Cruise's Well-Staged Portrait Of Domestic Bliss
- Dirt Bag: Angelina Jolie: A Jealous Bitch Just Like The Rest Of Us
- Which was the first patented animal?
- How many cans of Spam have been sold?
- Did Nero like roses?
- How many eggs do hens lay?
- Did Clyde survive the kitten's fire?
- End Of Days: Calling Britney 'Crazy': A Way To Keep Our Jobs? Or Lose Them? So Confus
- The Ex-intern Who Is So Much Worse Than Our Worst Ex-boyfriend: Self-Promotion Guru D
- Is There Anything I Can Do Which Would Chip Away At That Wall A Little? Is It Money?:
- Let's Not Shit Ourselves: In Which We Convince Our Friend To Try Alli
- Broadsides: The Days May Be Different But The News Stays The Same
- The 'real' Dirt Bag:
- Snap Judgment: Jessica Alba Is So Dumping His Ass Soon
- 'lindsay' And 'righteous Path' In Same Sentence!:
- Bitchslapper: The View's New "Star": Just As Fucking Annoying As The Last One
- Hells Bells: The Terrorists Win Again On TheKnot.com
- Fucking Penelope Cruz Looks Better BEFORE She's Airbrushed: Kelly Clarkson Has Junk I
- Snap Judgment: Katie Holmes Looking Decidedly Unsperminated To Us
- Homos Vs. Heteros:
- Snap Judgment: Björk Totally Loves The NY Mets (Or Union 76)
- Pink Annoyed: How To Drive In High Heels
- You And Me And Everyone You Know Who Feels Like You Actually Know The Celebutards:
- But Wouldn't It Be Nice To Have Him Back?: Bill And Hillary Announce Horrible Campaig
- Memo To: Dear Women's Magazine Editors: Please Stop It With The Rich, Matchy-Matchy,
- Snap Judgment: Kevin Federline Should Not Be Ryan Philippe's Post-Divorce Style Icon
- Celebrity Tress-orial Complexes: Rihanna Falls Prey To Anna Wintour's Hair-Gemony
- The Swinging '60s: Kids, Not Condoms, Kill Sex Lives
- Snap Judgment: Amy Winehouse's Crazy Eyes
- Rag Trade: Shocker: Daisy Fuentes' Clothing Line Produced In Sweatshops
- Beyonce Feels Nude Without Her Robe, And Extensions, And Giant Earrings:
- Snap Judgment: Looks Like Liev Has Made An Honest Woman Out Of Naomi Watts
- Stupid Questions, Stupid Answers:
- Dirt Bag: Why Don't Jay-Z And Beyonce Have A Dumb Couple Name Like Everyone Else? Jay
- Can you have your LOX in space?
- How many instructions do we have?
- Do comets ever slow down?
- How much did the first pay phones cost?
- How much does the sun weigh?
- Who marketed the first shampoo?
- Who was the first woman editor?
- Who was SNL's first host?
- What were Joel's last words?
- Who were the first to display wreaths?
- Past Stories
- Lindsay Lohan's 21st Cancelled:
- End Of Days: Isaiah Washington Should Maybe Not Feel Quite So Sorry For Himself
- Vagina Monoblogs: Will 'Redbook' Blogger Trade Anal For Home Furnishings?
- Very Important Contests: 'Glamour' Dating Columnist Contender Adam Stein Actually Kin