Thread: What would Abraham lincoln do if someone wanted to take his gun?

The commander in chief against slavery and secession. he knew that guns were good and just. He fought for freedom of black people, now they want to take his guns.
What if a zombie jesus had a gay relationship with abraham lincoln and john wilkes booth was jealous? And the gun was a gift for lincoln, but he tripped on the guy's top hat and it went off and now Booth and Jesus and Lincoln are in heaven and it's all ok because they can have gay orgies together forever?
what if the entire continental army raised from the dead and had a big gay orgy with guns? What would they do then? Can they take away gay guns?
Jesus, jesus gay guns take away your guns. Tea party gay orgy, fun fun fun

John Boener is a boner, and he likes to use his too, with rush Limbaugh, the two really like to screw
How many more gay gay orgy sex gun references do i need to add before people realize this is a joke?

Obama signed a law a law that let's people take guns into national parks, and hasn't done anything AGAINST guns. So, at least the president is on our side.

Don't believe anything Palin says, she just likes being in the spotlight.

I'm not a gun enthusiast, but we really do need guns in the U.S.

"he knew that guns were good and just." When did he say that? I'm doubting you, I'm just curious. I think he considered them as necessities to keep order and freedom.

Lincoln himself would probably wrestle whoever tried to take his guns away (he was a wrestling enthusiast.)

EDIT: In didn't know this was a joke, guess I'm that sleep deprived at the moment...

He is First 'Mahathmaaji"(Great man)

shoot first, ask questions last...