Kenny

I'm getting a nifty wooden cell phone case, and I can get something engraved in the back of it for no additional charge. As a semi-activist atheist, I'm considering getting it engraved with something related to that.

The restriction is that it goes on one or two lines, each of which is 21 or fewer characters.

Some suggestions from friends so far are:

Touched by his
noodly appendage

Atheism:
You pray, I'll think
Miss Dolly Lama:
Not at all. I have morals and think morals are a good thing. I just don't need to pick and choose them from an ancient book. And unlike you, my morals prevent me from calling you a moron and using strawman arguments against you just because you disagree with me. And I don't fight "the theist", just some things "the theist" seems to be doing, like trying to turn this great country into a theocracy.