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One day, in a second grade classroom, the teacher tells the kids on a Friday that if they answer a question that she gives, the person who gets the correct answer doesn't need to come to school on Monday. This makes Jonny go crazy. He can't wait for the question. The teacher asks the first question. "How many stars are there in the sky?" many guesses, but none are correct. Jonny is really angry.
Next Friday comes, and the teacher asks, "how many grains of sand is there on the beach?" Of course, no one gets the answer, and Jonny is angry again. So next week on friday, jonny prepares two ping pong balls that are painted black. Just before the teacher was about to say the question, Jonny throws the balls and they go bouncing down the classroom. the teacher says angrily, "All right. Who's the wise guy with two black balls?!" Jonny replies, "Bill Cosby!! see you on tuesday!"
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