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Couple o' funny things for the bored?
1.I once got so angry at someone i wanted to say FUGK YOU but instead i accidentally said FUGK ME! He asked me "who did you wanna FUGK, you or me?
2.There was this guy who was horrible at english. When he called the cops, this is what he said "a car and a car, i see red water, please (siren sound) come.
3.There was this guy at a bar and he took his girlfriend with him and when the guy asked "what do you wanna drink?" she said "sex on the beach (it was the name of the drink). but since it was loud at the bar, he heard son of a BlTGH so he told the bartender "2 son of BlTGHES please.
4. I was running down the hallway and i wanted to ask someone where a washroom was. since i wanted to act mature, i tried to say bathroom but i was in a hurry so here is the conversation:
-excuse me, where is the bedroom?
-pardon me?
-u know, where u pee and poo (totally screwed up my matureness there)
5. I once forgot how to say mashed potato so instead i said potato sauce.
6. I was so mad at someone for some reason. I was so mad that this is what i said: "I AM VERY HUNGRY RIGHT NOW!" i meant to say angry.
7.I tried to phone a taxi. He asked where i was from. I simply andswered "china". Why the heII do they wanna know where you came from i though.
8. There is this guy that went to McDonalds. He didn't know how to say the combos so instead he asked "can i have combo 1 2 (cause he wanted to buy 2 of combo 1)
Pls no harsh comments if u didn't think it was funny i had to translate this from chinese.
oh yeah pls star if u like totally LUV IT
for #7 its not though its thought
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