If I may,will you allow me to classify music styles?

SpiderHam1

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Rap : Black people talking to beats not composed by the performer-usually listened to by white people
Gangsta rap: see above but add young white males looking to look tough
Country: Used to be sad and whining,but now follows a more popular rock and roll style-for wannabe cowboys
Metal : Angry and somewhat humorous-for teens that are angry
Punk : What people do when they can't play an instrument,yet still want to be heard-For teens that think metal is too slow
Hip-hop : Rap light-for ghetto snobs
Disco : One word says it all-lame
Death metal : Add punk and metal together with a person who can't sing,but can screech-For teens that plan on being in Mom's basement past the age of 40
Rock and roll : Think Elvis,nobody over 50 listens anymore
Jazz : What you listen to when yer high cuz you can't change the station-Another ghetto snob fave
Classical : What people who belive they are better than you listen to (before you insult,I happen like classical music)
What did I forget? Please star this if you liked it
 
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