I would like to have some funny lines from the people in religion.?

jeanannj

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I have a muscle disease that at times affects my eyes and face. This is called a snicky disease because it can all of a sudden show in my face. My eye lid droups and my eyebrow goes up and the muscles do not work. I hear people say, she is high and she has had one too many to drink. What would be some funny and nice things to say to these people?
 
Botox...don't buy into the hype

or

just plain "Botox!"

I love witty come backs and sarcasm :)
 
Everything takes care of itself. Heart pumps. Lungs breathe. Mind thinks. Twitches twitch.




Hope that that is funny!
 
Everything takes care of itself. Heart pumps. Lungs breathe. Mind thinks. Twitches twitch.




Hope that that is funny!
 
Jealousy will get you nowhere...

One I shared with my daughter that works for almost any situation is...
"Takes one to know one..."

Have you seen Princess Diaries , the movies...just say "Shut up !" in a kind of california girl kinda way.

The best thing to say...."It is contagious if you stare too long."
 
When they say that, just smile and say "thanks, that's a lot easier to understand than all those big words my doctor used" and then walk away.

Sometimes it is good to remind people to think before they speak.
 
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