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    The Weakerthans: Our Retired Explorer

    Some songs just fit some weather, and with a big ol' snow storm trudging its way across the east coast, there's no better time to listen to some Weakerthans. Specifically "Our Retired Explorer" which is, fittingly, about the Antarctic. More »
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    True or false: John Terry - "I have officially retired from International football...

    True or false: John Terry - "I have officially retired from International football... ...to spend more time ...? ...with YOUR wife"
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    The 2012/13 Premier League predictions of a retired footballer

    I'm Bert Tiddle and you've never heard of me. I nearly came out of retirement to play for Arsenal in 1998 but Martin Keown said he would refuse to play with me since he heard about the time I spent an entire season at Ipswich Town riding my teammates like polo horses during matches. Martin Keown...
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    will retired people be better off if they divorced?

    while living in the same house
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    Mild Cognitive Impairment A Risk Factor For Retired NFL Players

    Retired NFL football players are at higher risk for mild cognitive impairment, which can be a precursor to Alzheimer's disease, a Loyola University Health System study has found. A screening survey of 513 retired players and their wives found that 35 percent of the players had scores suggesting...
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    The uneventful life of a retired footballer

    </p> I'm Bert Tiddle and you've never heard of me. The year I won the FA Cup with Coventry, one fanzine put me in their team of the season. They said they did it "ironically" but I was still in there and I still had a guy called Tony buying me beers for a week because of it. Tony was a numpty...
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    Is it time Roger Federer retired?

    Roger Federer has achieved great success in the sport, but his time has passed. Rafael Nadal recently obliterated him in Miami and Novak Djokovic has beaten him in all their meetings this year. There is no way Federer can win any more slams: old-age has ruined his game. I am a big Federer fan...
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    What is the commercial that features several old, retired gentlemen at like a...

    ...resort type place? I don't know what the commercials for but i remember that theres a few older guys who are showing this younger guy how to be retired. i remember that one of the older retired guys is black and the young guy is at that guys place and he sees a david sedaris book and asks the...
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    retired officer travel?

    Theere was a phone number that retired officers called for information as to fling guidelines. I am unfamiliar with todays status. Thank you. Jay Mittelstead FN 08164. [email protected]
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    Who of you are retired and does this ring any bells?

    Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Mary my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We...
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    Retired Officers Break Silence: Aliens Are Here, and Controlling our Nukes.

    'The U.S. Air Force is lying about the national security implications of unidentified aerial objects at nuclear bases and we can prove it,' he said. The former officer said he witnessed such an event first-hand on March 16, 1967, at Malmstrom Air Force Base in Montana. 'I was on duty when an...
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    Trivia Q3 e-z 10 pts!: Which NBA team retired the late Drazen Petrovic's #3 jersey?

    Coolest, correct answer gets 10 pts! PLEASE INCLUDE YOUR SOURCE AND DO NOT ANSWER STRAIGHT UP JACK OR YOU'LL HIT THE ROAD JACK...
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    Who is this rookie wearing His Airness' rightfully retired jersey number?

    http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=185662260&albumID=372291&imageID=48946076
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    Is Bush breathing easier and more relaxed now that he's "retired" and his

    future is assured? Or is he just laughing all the way to the bank?
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    Should the Joker be retired from all future Batman films?

    I came across this article called "Ledger fans demand The Joker retires from film" on the CNN website: http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Movies/02/12/ledgerjokercampaign.screeningroom/index.html After reading about halfway through I learn that Heath Ledger fans think and I quote "He is the...
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    Would this be a funny joke to tell my uncle who is a retired cop?

    A mature (over 70) lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one...
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