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I have tons of jokes about unemployed people :D ...but none of them work

First, just clean your house without alcohol or weed to get it out of the way After that I would choose 1. B and D (big bang theory or how i met your mother are both extremely addictive if you like comedies) 2. B, save the beer for when you're with your friends

lol It can't be a penis joke - it's already hard, so insn't it already turned on? maybe a phone/iPod with a password only you know?

I am starting a new job soon and need to start waking up at 7am. I am very much a night owl though, and I'm used to falling asleep anywhere between 2 and 4am and sleeping til noon. I've decided to stay up all night tonight so that I will fall asleep early tomorrow and hopfully get into the...

I'm looking to take their Explorer tour, and was wondering if anyone would recommend the company.

My personal favorite is..... So, a seal walks into a club.... Anybody have anything better?

Personally, I hate reading mindless drek that doesn't pertain to anything important whatsoever. I think that the plot is terrible, and the grammar is that of a middle schooler. By all means NOT an intellectual series. A vampire love story? That ends well? C'mon! It's always got to be a freaking...

Nooo. Innocent animals should not have to be punished for their rude owners.