OLD PEOPLE MANIA!!!!!
An old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
He replied, "Just doing...
i found a website that listed them!
The Funniest Jokes in the World
A scientific survey in 2002 attempted to find the funniest joke in the world. Thousands of people from dozens of countries voted on thousands of jokes. Each country had a different favorite. Overall, the number one and number...
Getting Old
There was a man who really took care of his body. One day he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tan all over except for his penis. So he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach and got completely undressed and buried himself in the sand, except...
TYPES OF POOP!!!!
Ghost Poopie-the kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopi e in the toilet.
Clean Poopie-the kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet Poopie-the kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it...
Every year at the state fair Paul entered the lottery for the brand new truck and lost. This year, he told his friend David, he wasn't going to bother and enter.
"What kind of attitude is that?" David asked. He leaned closer and whispered, "What you need, pal, is faith. Look around and see if...