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    My wife stopped screaming Walter Matthau's name in bed, but now she is yelling

    out Jack Lemmon's name. Why? For several months I had been trying to get her to start yelling my name out in bed. But she kept saying it felt more natural to scream out Walter Matthaus name. So I left it at that, because I was just happy be getting intimate with her. But starting last week...
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    Have you ever been on the internet via a computer?

    They have this thing now, where people can get "online" and talk to other people. You can even get info on the news, weather, entertainment, sports, etc..... Have you ever tried getting on the internet? I thought about doing it, but it sounds kind of scary and confusing. Can anyone help me out?
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    Should I tell my son that I have been forging celebrity/athlete's autographs,

    and giving them as presents? ? Since my son was 4 years old, I have been forging celebrity autographs. It started out because I didnt have any money to buy presents, so I just signed a page in People magazine, and gave it to him for his birthdays and christmas. I stopped the forging when...
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    Does watching full episodes on VCast videos (Verizon) use up airtime

    minutes or cost anything for data usage? I got the Vogager a few weeks ago. I got the free month of mobile Tv, and I was using the vcast videos watching The Office. Is this totally free and unlimited as long as the video's dont have a price listed afterwards? Or do you end up having to pay for...
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    How do I get my boss to stop saying "in accordance with the prophecy" after...

    How do I get my boss to stop saying "in accordance with the prophecy" after... ...everything he says? He is always in meetings with the board saying "Well we need to get this case resolved...accordance with the prophecy". Or he will be like "Looks like we will need to order some more...
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    With the advent of digital internet jukeboxes, have the qualifications changed to...

    ...be a "jukebox hero"? Do you still have to have stars in your eyes, and be able to play guitar?
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    With the advent of digital internet jukeboxes, have the qualifications changed to be

    a "jukebox hero"? Do you still have to have stars in your eyes, and be able to play guitar?
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    I work in a downtown office building on the 10th floor. Can I get a signal for...

    ...satellite radio? Sick of listening to AM/FM radio. Will i get a clear signal for Sirius of XM radio inside a building? Does it matter where I place the radio? Will I get any static?
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    When people dont pick up their dogs #2 in the park,What do you do? Is smearing it...

    ...on their windshields wrong? I encountered 7 people that were walking their dogs in the park that did not pick up their dogs poo. I found this to be revolting. What if I want to play catch with my son, and ooops, brand new shoes, poo covered? So I went and picked up the poo after they left...
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    I own a bar. Customers complain about the seats, so I bought some stool softeners,

    but it didnt work, why not? People are always complaining about the bar stools that I have in my bar. "My butt hurts, these chair suck". THe complaining was driving me nuts. I was going to go buy some padding for them, but I thought that would look tacky, and I dont have enough money to buy...
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    I cant figure out which food is gonna be classyer for mah weddin, the Taco Bell or

    the White Castle? I rilly like both and so do my buddies. We think both is real good, but cant decide wich one to pick. We is havin Cletus pick up all the food about an our before hand. Help me out with some pro's and cons of each food. Money dont matter cause we got lots of it, so that aint...
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    I want to pull a prank on my 87 year old housekeeper. How can I really scare her?

    I'm a bit miffed with her. I have reason to believe she has been using my bathroom while I am away at work. She has her own quarters for that type of behavior. Also she has been folding my towels incorrectly, she bought the wrong brand of ketchup, and forgot to pick up my dry cleaning last...
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