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    Dead celebrities keep intruding upon my dreams; what is God trying to tell me?

    Eat whatever you want, Lezzie. You shouldn't be afraid of your figure, or being white trash. I love you for who you are, you know. By the way, I saw your picture on the cover of Cow Scrotum Weekly. I didn't realize that you could be seen all the way from space.
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    I'm going to shop at Frederick's of Hollywood for Church clothes. What should I...

    ...get for my wife? Just in case someday she wants to take our soon to be kid to church. And if she makes me go, I will find something at the store for myself too.
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    Why is it that atheist drive Range Rovers while Christians drive Toyota ?

    Toyota's look more discrete. They are good for sneaking into peoples driveways so no one notices that bible salesman are at their doors until it's too late.
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    R&S i'm going on a road trip to heaven, care to join me?

    I would like to go. As long as there is lots of beer and weed waiting for me at the end.
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    Which is worse for a child’s developing brain; religion or TV?

    Probably religion. I don't want my kids to believe in fairy tales past the age of 10.
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    How can one be bisexual and Christian at the same time?

    It's easy. Just say you are both. Being Christian is just a mentality anyway. So it really doesn't matter.
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    Did my cat purposely kill her kittens?

    asked a question on friday about one of my cat's kittens dying. Well that night, I came home and found another kitten dead. I found it laying on it's back with it's front paws in the air, like maybe it had been smothered. It's either that or the mother accidentally landed on it. Either way...
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    Does your significant other complain about the size of your Junk?

    Does she think you have too much Junk, or just enough Junk? Or too little Junk? You've gotta keep an eye on your Junk. You don't want it to get out of hand.
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    Did Nostradamus believe in Jesus Christ?

    No, but he predicted you'd be a loser.
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    Will you send me 10% of your gross pay, my cadillac needs new tires?

    What is your child doing on here? He should be out working his butt off so you can get new tires. Lazy kid.
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    Spiritually speaking, do you have any tit's for saving gas on a trip?

    Spiritually speaking, do you have any tit's for saving gas on a trip?
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    Did Nostradamus predict that atheists would take over R&S?

    I bet he's smacking himself in the head for missing that one.
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