There's a competition where the winner gets to meet a great artist at a festival coming soon! I have to pick an artist, which for me is gonna be Jessie J, and I have to write a sentence why I should be the winner of the competition, but made out of her lyrics from her 2013 songs. Any great...
A man went in an aoptical clinic to check his eyes. When he approached a nurse, she asked him what was his problem and he answered he was seeing spots everywhere. The nurse asked "Well, did you see a doctor?" The man answered "No, i've just told you it's spots i'm seeing not a doctor!" lool...
two gentlemen had two stupid servants who worked for them and one they the gentlemen met. One said to the other " I have a very stupid servant" The other at once said " Oh, no, not as stupod as mine!" So they made a bet who is the most stupid of their servants. One gentlemen asked his servant "...