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who's up for a game of capture the flag? :dodgy:

i loled in RL

strudel

Invisible & teleportation

i wasnt monitoring it. and its not bullshit. he told us at a team basketball camp we went to (hes on my basketball team). epic lulz insued. and he didnt lick it up apparently he fucking freaked out. i would too. i would shit my pants probably, or lackthereof because its difficult to fap with...

Teeheeheeheeheeeeeeeeeee. Isn't he lovely. :rolleyes:

i would be kind of scared? lol Ill never forget...First grade i peed my pants like crazy, teacher asked what happened, and i was like i spilled juice. At the time i though she believed it but now i realize what a dumbass i was.

god damn my broski bought a miata, long story short we no longer talk :nododgy:... gaf

Best divorce letter I've seen since about '97.

Time doesn't stop, but the atoms at that temperature do stop moving.

I know most of my facebook friends, some though I haven't spoken to in years. Of the very few who I don't know in real life (know them off a forum or something) I remove from the news feed.

Kathy Burke. Dawn French. Stuff their size, they've got personalities I could talk to all night.

fuck those ho's.

I've looked at a couple of Russian sites, they won't accept cards issued in the UK, and another one won't accept Maestro.

I find it really annoying that I can pay £10 for a brand new Hollywood blockbuster, but have to pay five or six times that amount for a film made 40 yrs ago on Super 8. I don't mind paying a reasonable amount for authentic naturist films (NOT the sort that just feature page 3 models or soft porn...

Yes and no. Every girl has a hymen. But it can be broken by such simple things as exercise, horse riding, masturbation, or inserting a sanitary device. So the first time she had a penis inside her, it 'popped her cherry' (took her virginity) but it may have had no physical effect because the...