I've been reading quite a few of the Off Topic threads lately and there's been some pretty interesting and controversial discussions going on about subjects like alcoholism, homophobia, infidelity and other such things. It got me thinking, are there topics that you would never make a joke about...
It’s a science fact that animals are genetically designed to be tasty. Check out this picture that I, erm, discovered in a peer renowned and respected scientific journal. It shows a typical animal chromosome and you will no doubt have noticed that the ‘tasty gene’ is just over twice the size...
Those things came out of sin, when man chose to obey Satan rather than God. That is the most blasphemous thing I have ever read, and you will regret saying it. I hope you enjoy the remainder of your short earthly life, because your not going to like what you find on the other side.
I think it is important to set up a routine.
I have sex at christmas, sex at new year, sex at easter, sex on her birthday and on my birthday I do what I want to do.