I'm saying the kid has issues, but when I read "...fired a shot into the ceiling before the weapon jammed," it just made me giggle. That was lucky the gun did jam though.
Not only are we more closely related to chimps than we are to gorillas, but *chimps* are more closely related to *us* than *they* are to gorillas. Chimps don't share 98.4% of their DNA with gorillas.
And gorilla intestinal tracts are far, far, longer than ours. Have you ever seen a gorilla's...
Do you have a thing for men in uniform?
But looking on the bright side, at least they interrupted the dullest game of the championships so far. You wouldn't want them coming round on Monday tea time.
I pop out for a pint with a friend and leave you lot in charge of my thread and look who you let in.
Jorvik, please leave before we have to throw you out.
What you're talking about is "POV" pornography, for "point-of-view." Exactly the same idea as a first-person shooter. It may have been what your friends were into, but it's certainly not the only style of adult entertainment that's popular in the States.
Just clarifying for the sake of...
look carefully.
also,
to make it better, I was playing this with family, it was a fun time explaining to parentals what "fap" is.
also,
my mom - "is beatfap a word then?"
"can I use HIV?"
:P