Ever since I was little I had trouble keeping friends. Not primarily because I was totally unsociable but, for other various reasons. They would often have to move (unnaturally often it seemed) or just randomly flake away like leaves on a tree for one reason or another. One example could be that...
Lets say I created the universe yesterday and all you knew before yesterday was implanted into your brain by me. I just can't prove I created the universe or tell you how I did it because then it wouldn't be fun anymore and I am mortal. I wonder if I can start a cult with this.