I remember as a child...watching the man next door have sex with his lawn most nights
Before you ask...he would make a hole with a dibber........you know the rest.
Tis not an option. I moved to a HA flat some time ago and since then the housing rules have changed and it's so much harder to move. Cable was so popular when I moved here and I had to get a BT line fitted at my expense as there were no cable lines left and ntl (as it was then) were in no...