Recent content by scratchwhiplash

I think you should become a janitor...

"We could have been a V8"

"We could have been a V8"

T-h-a-t...

because the cat can't stop chasing the mouse and the dog freaks out at any mention of the word "drive"...

He "saw" them by feeling them. He then shook the tree until the plums fell, at which time he miraculously caught them and left. He didn't pick them, yet he didn't leave them...

I want her to diet, She's so HEAVY...

I dunno, but thanks for the forewarning of my property taxes increasing...

The damn cat would probably lick all the butter off before it hit the ground and still land on its feet...

The damn cat would probably lick all the butter off before it hit the ground and still land on its feet...

oscar mayer oh I love to eat it every day, if you ask me why I'll say.... cuz oscar mayer has a way with B_O_L_O_G_N_A!

...who would you recommend for an intern?

I don't think they can if it is paid for. I'm not sure about the laws in cal., but I filed chapter 13 and managed to keep my car (still making payments) and my house. P.S. I live in NH