im sorta thinking....
since hes really small, if you cut things up in half, that would be taunting him.... cuz the things are shorter..... thats wat i think....
FUCK NO!!! thats really kool. ur friend is an asswipe. no offense. and ur bros friends are the gay ones....girls really like it if you write poems for them or cook. ccuz when u get married, they really need help to relax or to cook. so u will be a lot of help.