I'm not an expert on your bike but it sounds like a shift fork is either broken or binding, it could be other things but those usually break first on bikes.
Your bike doesn't have an oil pan does it? If it does pull it and check it out, otherwise you're going to be splitting the cases.
put down the crack pipe
I see what you are getting at and its a load of crap. The reason people support traditional marriage and straight relationships is because its the natural thing that animals and people have been doing since the beginning of time and is the reason you are here today. Gay...