Yeah I know, I was just joking.
EDIT: Actually STD's are pretty bad down here, especially when you go out in the country. Some towns get real small, and theres no sex ed, and nothing better to do then have sex.
There are some people who look like that in southern U.S. without the STD's.
I'll run a 4 week Cthulhu arc every October for Halloween. It's fun. I tend to make it scary as I can and I consider it a failure if any of the characters survive the last night sane.
Aside from the one tattoo I got done purely for the experience of it, I'm not really interested in something like this unless it has any utilitarian value. Personally I'm holding out hope that wetware (a-la Peter F Hamilton's novels) will become a reality in my lifetime.
As for the guys in...
THIS!
It's their right, of course, and if they enjoy it, hey, it's a free country. But I cringe at the social dynamic in which boys do the sport and girls cheer them on.
Those are the creepiest things I have ever had to witness. A few times I had to let one crawl over or around me during missions in Afghanistan. . . . /me breaks out 1,000 mile stare
Luckily we didn't come across any bigger than your hand. I probably would have shot it . . . seriously.