LOL!!!!!!!
I REALLY enjoyed this one! If I could give you 10 stars, I would... Since I can only give you one, youll definately get that one! Good job!
Shadow, Im also a Christian (notice, this is the way it is spelled) and I absolutely enjoyed this joke... Clean funny and HONEST... I can only...
Well dear, im sorry to tell you but, its not original if WE (the people of Y!A) come up with it for you!
Anyway... Have a star! Maybe it will help you think of something!
(BTW... Wrong section!)
Yo mama so fat that when she was born she gave the hospital stretch marks....
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a dollar, George Washingtons nose started bleeding...
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the house, SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE...
Yo mama so fat that when she goes to a...
You should NEVER go without eating, that is what keeps weight on you! What you want to do is keep fruits and vegetables in your diet and you can eat that stuff all day everday and lose more weight than if you eat nothing. A little backwards, i know but true